We have no fitter!

Well, as predicted, the bathroom fitters did not turn up.

I called B&Q and was told that they would get them to phone us. Still no phone call.

I phoned B&Q again only to be told that the bathroom fitters no longer worked for B&Q but I don't know why. What a good job they hadn't started as they would have been pulled off the job and we'd have half a bathroom.